I hate the learn tab with the fire of 1000 suns and I long for the sweet release of death to keep me from seeing this prompt I have no ability to disable.

Every time I start Illustrator I get this prompt to use the Learn tab. I don't want to use the Learn tab, I have work to do and this prompt covers important parts of the interface that I need to do my job.

There's no affordance to turn it off, the links just open a tab I do not want. It take 3 click to dismiss it every time I open the app.

Why do you hate me, Adobe developers?